It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the time to shift change decreases.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change
You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about change