Murphy's laws about Attack
8 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about attack
In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.
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When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
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Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.
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The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.
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Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.
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Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.
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