Christmas toys all over the place,
Little Johnnie wears a smile on his face;
For Johnny has a secret,
And this secret he must share,
He wants to tell somebody,
So he tells his teddy bear.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!