Quotes about Tests, page 2

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

You never catch on until after the test.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

If attendance is mandatory, a scheduled exam will produce increased absenteeism. If attendance is optional, an exam will produce persons you have never seen before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

The examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

No matter how much you study for a test you will be asked a question that you don't know.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

When you study for easy tests is when you fail miserably, but when you don't study for the hard ones, it's when you pass with 100%.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

After a concert, parents rave about the pop selection played and say nothing about the test piece.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests

In a certain sense, aspects of my solo playing were developed in order to test the theory about how long particular elements could be, as parts of so-called free improvisations.

Quote by Evan Parker about tests

Justice is what is established, and thus all our established laws will necessarily be regarded as just without examination, since they are established.

Quote by Blaise Pascal about tests

The test of success is not what you do when you are on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

Quote by George S. Patton about tests

I hate tests. It's a really lousy way to judge a person's ability.

Quote by Bill Paxton about tests

When the National Security Agency recruited me, they put me through a day of lie detector tests. They found out all my weaknesses and immediately seduced me. They used the strongest drugs in our culture, sex, power and money, to win me over.

Quote by John Perkins about tests

The test of any man lies in action.

Quote by Pindar about tests

History is the only laboratory we have in which to test the consequences of thoughts.

Quote by Etienne Gilson about tests

The destiny is a test received at birth. The death tests it.

Quote by Costel Zăgan about tests