Quotes about Tenants

12 quotes about Tenants

At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail”...

At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail” every month.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, ...

If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the...

Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater...

A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

Your best tenants always get job transfers during the...

Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of...

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

Tenants always swear under oath that the window was...

Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you, something...

When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the...

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly...

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

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