Quotes about Numbers, page 3

The number of years on the job is directly proportional to your waistline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

Automatically multiply by 3 the number of drinks they claim to have had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The weight of the patient that you are about to transport increases by the square of the sum of the number of floors which must be ascended to reach the patient plus the number of floors which must be descended while carrying the patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The true value of any rookie EMT, when expressed numerically, will always be a negative number. The value of this number may be found by simply having the rookie grade his or her ability on a scale from 1 to 10.

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A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

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In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers