Quotes about Light, page 3

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

Military Intelligence is not a contradiction in terms, Light Infantry is!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

When a civilian sees a red light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The red light is always longer then the green one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The steam iron only burps rusty water on light silk fabric.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light

The sewing machine light usually burns out on Sunday.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light