Quotes about Children by Phyllis Diller

1 quote about Children by Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller American comedian

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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