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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, bad, nature, nothing

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, commerce, rest, nothing, things, day, contentment

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, nothing, contentment

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, attention, law, nothing

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing, contentment

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, war, nothing, contentment

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nothing, contentment

A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about patience, fire, fire brigade, nothing

Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, physics, bad, death, god, nothing, contentment

On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing

Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, nothing, contentment

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing

Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, nothing, contentment

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, nothing, contentment

Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment

If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, bad luck, need, bad, nothing, contentment