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Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance

If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, night, contentment

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bills, computers, work, contentment

On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, contentment, day

Squib loads really aren‘t made by Squib.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home, contentment

No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, chance, contentment

The cinch will break on the saddle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeymoon suite unless the Bride is really weird.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys should never invite their horse into the Brides bedroom, see above.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, action, home, good, good luck

That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, vision, good, good luck, contentment

Puncture proof, pneumatic tires on your cart really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fall, use, contentment

If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things, day, contentment, time

If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, fight

After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, habits, day, contentment

If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment

When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the next county.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city