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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.

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When the above happens the cowboy will always try and load it anyway.

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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.

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45 long Colts will go thru the loading gate of a 45-70 and jam.

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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

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Screws on a Marlin really can’t be over stressed.

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Screws on a Winchester that are over stressed will always strip out.

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Lock tight really isn’t.

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Secure, fail proof, Tang sights will always fall down.

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If the stage calls for 10 rifle rounds the rifle will always jam on first round.

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If the rifle is the first gun to be used on a stage it will always jam on the second round.

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Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.

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Modern day Stag grips really aren’t.

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Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.

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Hard wood grips will crack the first time the gun is mishandled.

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Grips guaranteed to fit really don’t.

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Clean black powder really isn’t.

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A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.

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Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.

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All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.

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