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A flat won't occur while you have spare wheel.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness, contentment

Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.

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When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, and they will always meet at the bridge.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Your car never depreciates more as when your neighbor buys a new one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.

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If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, sky, contentment

Your car will run out of gas where there are no gas stations.

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By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, objects, contentment

If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, problems, contentment

Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting, contentment

A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.

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You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.

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The red light is always longer then the green one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light

On a two lane road, no cars will come from the opposite direction where the lanes are divided by a white line. However, as soon as it's allowed to bypass, the opposite lane is jammed.

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The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it.

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If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, work, contentment

The vehicle with most mass has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness