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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, children, bad luck, bad, good, good luck, contentment, people

You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, people, contentment

You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about lotto, numbers, games, beginning, change, people, contentment

The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people

The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people, contentment

The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, companies, people

The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, contentment

If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking, sex, mind, people

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all errors until the next person is fired or quits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about people, error

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment, people

The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, work

The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of functions in his pocket calculator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about authority, numbers, people

A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people

In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness

At least one person is out of step in any one march.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people

There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, people

The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people

The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he owns

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people