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If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destiny, bad

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work, contentment

When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, contentment

If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, name, word, contentment

If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment

If your plane is about to crash, the parachute are missing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destiny

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, experience, contentment

Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment

No matter how many carts you have, you will always have the urge to build just one more.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

The uniform you have to wear comes in two sizes small and pinches things.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, things, contentment

For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, students

Going to the church no more makes you a Christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car.

Quote by Garrison Keillor about faith, christianity, contentment

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Quote by Edward Abbey about humor, drinking, day

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Quote by Edward Abbey about country

Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of rape by the State.

Quote by Edward Abbey about state, woman, rightness

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.

Quote by Edward Abbey about rules, man

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.

Quote by Edward Abbey about faith, failure, imagination

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Quote by Edward Abbey about police, civilization, youth, culture