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Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, prison, people

The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense

The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, world

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, happiness, contentment

Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, miracle, faith

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, man

Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment, good, good luck

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wanderer, heart

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end, contentment

The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate, contentment

In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, couple, bad, death, people

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, bad

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, logic, bad

Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, contentment