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Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, poets, justice, society, old, olderness

The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, meetings, real estate, contentment

A secure, drop proof, gun holster really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, value, stores, contentment, time, home, rightness

When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time

Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, intelligence

Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work, good, good luck

If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, interest, rightness, contentment

If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things

Osauma Ben Lauden has never seen the movie, The Wild Bunch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday, Sadam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The game of Cowboys and al Qaeda has never been played.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, games

Ear plugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+ round stage shot inside a small building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, speed, numbers, light

Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being, work

If the last shot for a clean match is a mandatory knock down, when hit, it will never go down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by 25sec., on the last shot the hammer will always slip.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, wife, failure, time, contentment

The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate