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Chiefs are like diapers, always on your ass and full of shit.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade

Burning materials that require extinguishing by powder or gas will be treated with water.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, water

Automatic Cameras - Aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Auto Focus - won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, concentration

No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, day

When in doubt, motor out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, doubt

If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about success, failure, customers

The most critical roll of film is fogged.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, contentment

Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers someone to yell at.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, essential

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, contentment

Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film, photography, couple, life

Weather never cooperates.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, weather

Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home

The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, work

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, nothing, contentment

No photojournalist is well dressed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about journalism, photography