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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, good, good luck, contentment

The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body, contentment

Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, end

Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith

You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day, contentment

Take off your hat and the MP Duty Officer shows up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty

Empty guns aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Your two minute “back-up” is always actually ten minutes away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment

Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, drugs

Suspects always hide in the last place you look.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

Better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, criminals, world

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing

Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

Contrary to popular belief, O.C. *IS* an area effect weapon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith

The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.

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