If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, good, good luck, contentment
The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body, contentment
Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, end
Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day, contentment
The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment
Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, drugs
Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, criminals, world
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, nothing
Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
Contrary to popular belief, O.C. *IS* an area effect weapon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade