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All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability

There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work

Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad

A hair trigger really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights don’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights will always fill up with crud.

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If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, contentment

Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.

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The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things

Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, kiss

After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

No CB has ever admitted being a Democrat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being

All CB shooters are proven, professional gamblers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Betting on a stage is always a sucker’s bet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.

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Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, city, money

Their horse won it all.

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In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers, contentment

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man