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The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, people, thinking

You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, contentment

Last thing you want to hear a doctor say is whoops.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, things, contentment

You may not install a car catcher on the front of the ambulance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Examine all chest clutchers first, bleeders next, then the rest of the whiners.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, rest

When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad, good, good luck

All bleeding stops eventually.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

You can't cure stupidity.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, stupidity, contentment

If it's wet and sticky and not yours leave it alone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Riding shotgun does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

If at all possible, avoid any edible item that fire fighters prepare.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, fire, fire brigade

EMS is extended periods of boredom, interrupted by moments of sheer terror.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, boredom, fear

Every emergency has three phases: panic, fear, remarse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, fear

A good tape job will fix almost anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, good, good luck

Yuppies involved in accidents complain how bumpy the ambulance ride is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, work

Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, moon, day