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If you drop a soldier in the middle of a desert with a rock, a hammer, and an anvil, tell him not to touch any of it, and come back two hours later, the anvil will be broken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rocks, contentment

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, rightness

Never be first.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, war

Never be last.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, war

Never volunteer for anythin.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, war

An escaping soldier can be used again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

If you think you'll die, don't worry you won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, worry, contentment, death

Near death, but still a live? There is nothing wrong with physics. God doesn't like you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, physics, bad, death, god, nothing, contentment

It is better to be lucky than good in the battlefield.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, good, good luck

If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

If god wanted boots to be comfortable he would have designed them like running shoes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, god

If you survive the extraordinary things, it will often be the little things that will kill you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things, contentment

Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, order, change, contentment

You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, contentment

The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, things, contentment

Night vision - isn't

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, vision, night

The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight, contentment

Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face

If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, animals, contentment

Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment