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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, contentment, end

And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end, contentment

If you know you are correct, then you aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment

To know much sleep less.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sleep

You're not young enough to know it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, wisdom, contentment

Suppressive fires - won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire, war

You are not Superman , marines and fighter pilots take note.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nature, contentment

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, waste, enemies, contentment

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, air, contentment

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fall, contentment

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready, when you're not.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment

No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, perfection, things

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, atheism, things