When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, contentment, end
And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end, contentment
You are not Superman , marines and fighter pilots take note.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, nature, contentment
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, waste, enemies, contentment
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, air, contentment
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fall, contentment
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready, when you're not.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, atheism, things