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There will be no lasting peace either in the heart of individuals or in social customs until death is outlawed.

Quote by Albert Camus about death, peace, heart

A client is to me a mere unit, a factor in a problem.

Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle about opinion, customers

The best interpreter of the law is custom.

Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero about law

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Quote by Bill Gates about computers, customers

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about success, failure, customers

Client Intelligence is a contradiction.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, customers, intelligence

The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, hierarchy, customers, self-control

The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The best designs never survive contact with the client.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, name, contentment

The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, customers

The client's disk won't run on your equipment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

Your client won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

The client would not have gone through the report/brief before attending your well rehearsed presentation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment

The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, heads