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Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Your car will run out of gas where there are no gas stations.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, objects, contentment

You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

The heavier the car the deeper it sinks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

There is no 4X4 better than a rental car.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, ability, contentment

No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, day

At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, being, moment

If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, light, things

When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time

The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, children, contentment

After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, work, day, contentment

If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joy, tools, contentment

You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tools, contentment

If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day, contentment

It was in San Diego and I was onstage and couldn't remember how to play the guitar properly. I was in terrible pain and my nervous system was just going wild, like somebody had just run a car over me.

Quote by Andy Partridge about pain