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The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, fight, contentment

On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad luck, bad, good, good luck

The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, contentment

The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, time

You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment, need

The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

When you are starting an IV on an uncooperative patient, or dealing with a huge code brown, there is a phone call for you and it's that crabby physician that you have been paging all morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the time to shift change decreases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, change, time

If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Any Ambulance, whether it is responding to a call or traveling to a Hospital, with Lights and Siren, will be totally ignored by all motorists, pedestrians, and dogs which may be found in or near the roads along its route.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, contentment

The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

The network would snap just when you were explaining an important point over a NetMeeting conference call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, work, contentment

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment

When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities.

Quote by Thomas Paine about religion

People who call themselves actors and can't ever get work, they do need to get another profession.

EQuote by Estelle Parsons about world, actors, need, work, people

There are two kinds of people one can call reasonable: those who serve God with all their heart because they know him, and those who seek him with all their heart because they do not know him.

Quote by Blaise Pascal about people, heart, god