Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.Quote by Mark Twain about thinking, problems
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.Quote by Mark Twain about humor, sadness, joy, secret, human imperfections
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.Quote by Mark Twain about principle, force, police, real estate
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Quote by Mark Twain about humor, education, nothing
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you do not mind, it does not matter.Quote by Mark Twain about age, mind, olderness