Quotes about Rain by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

Rain always happens when on a hike.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

When you're riding a bike - it will rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain