Quotes about Need by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

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If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

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When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

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When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

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The more urgent the need for a decision to be made, less apparent become the identity of the decision maker.

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The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.

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Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

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The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace

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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.

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Murphy's computers laws; If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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If you don't want it, there is plenty of it; If you really need it, they're all out of it.

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One's willingness to do something is inversely proportional to: a) the need for it to be done, b) the number of people who are relying on that person to do it.

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The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.

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Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

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The one item you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need