Quotes about Home by Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

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Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

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If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

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If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house.

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If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team.

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Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.

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The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.

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Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.

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No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.

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The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

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Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.

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My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.

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