Quotes about Cars by Edward A. Murphy, page 4
100 quotes about Cars by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Your snorkel is always that inch to short when it comes down to taking a dive.
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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.
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Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.
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If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.
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The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck.
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Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.
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No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.
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At the exact moment that your car insurance lapses, the probability of being involved in an accident increases exponentially.
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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.
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If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.
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The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in.
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If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.
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The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.
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The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus.
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