You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, experience, internet, contentment
Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fishing, food
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness, contentment
You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, contentment
Your passenger gets angry at that time, because he/she has to get out do turn them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, contentment
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment
If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about action, enemies, law, contentment
Many people are in the dark when it comes to money, and I'm going to turn on the lights.Quote by Suze Orman about people, dark, money
Two of my biggest heroes as songwriters are Roger Miller and Buck Owens. They wrote about the problems we face, but there was always an amusing turn of phrase or a chuckle.Quote by Brad Paisley about problems, face
You know, my family stood for something that they believed in, and I wasn't about to turn my back on them.Quote by Rafael Palmeiro about family, contentment
I am not in a serious relationship at the moment, but I have a friend and it might turn into something, who knows.Quote by Christopher Parker about opinion, moment
A committee is organic rather than mechanical in its nature: it is not a structure but a plant. It takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts, and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom in their turn.Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about flowers, nature
At the time I was arrested I had no idea it would turn into this. It was just a day like any other day. The only thing that made it significant was that the masses of the people joined in.Quote by Rosa Parks about time, day, idea, things, people
The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That's the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go...Quote by George S. Patton about time, moral, fear, contentment
I write scripts in storyboard fashion using stick figures, and thought balloons and word balloons and captions. Then I'll write descriptions of what scenes should look like and turn it over to the artist.Quote by Harvey Pekar about fashion, word, artists, thinking
True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to live better in it and excites their endeavors to mend it.Quote by William Penn about man, world