Your letter of excuses has arrived. I receive the letter but do not admit the excuses except in courtesy, as when a man treads on your toes and begs your pardon - the pardon is granted, but the joint aches, especially if there is a corn upon it.Quote by George Gordon Byron about man
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.Quote by Anthony Hopkins about smoke, drinking, lie, day
No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, celebrity