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The new fashion is to talk about the most private parts of your life; other fashion is to repent of your excesses and to criticize the drugs that made you happy in the other times.

Quote by Mick Jagger about fashion, excess, drugs, happiness, life, contentment

I've crashed my car three times.

Quote by Billy Joel

When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the specific times in which they were created.

Quote by Billy Joel about common sense, sense, music, art, magic

It slaps your dignity just right. I loved the idea of these proud, dignified black men, and I saw the older ones wounded, and it wounded me ten times as much because I couldn't stand seeing them hurt like this.

Quote by Quincy Jones about dignity, proudness, magic, idea, rightness, man

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man, contentment

A chain letter - will be sent. To global. A dozen times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

People don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three, four, or five times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mistake, people

Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, home

Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, mathematics, man

There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: “When he's dead, you're dead, or both”.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment

The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, contentment

No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home

In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, numbers, contentment

No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, numbers, contentment, bad

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, rain, contentment

The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, memory, things, contentment

If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, contentment, nothing, day

No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment

If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment