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Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research

Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fire, fire brigade

A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, help, end, contentment

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, sleep, lie, contentment

On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing

Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness, contentment

If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, fasting, contentment

When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, parents, music

The music stand you get will wobble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment

If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, contentment

At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

Quote by Jerry O'Connell

The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Quote by Ken Olsen about things

Death comes to everyone we must stand proud as Afghans in the defense of Islam.

Quote by Mohammed Omar about death, proudness

Don't let anything stand in the way of you claiming and manifesting the life that you choose rather than the life you have by default.

Quote by Joy Page about life, contentment

These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country, but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.

Quote by Thomas Paine about time, man, country, woman, love

The other deals with my life and my livelihood and my family and all that I stand for.

Quote by Rafael Palmeiro about life, family