Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration ofshit.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, time
Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fishing, food
Complain about the rations all you want, but just remember; they could very well be your last meal so better enjoy it!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment