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The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, life

You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, sex

If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, seduction

You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, law, contentment

Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage

Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, prison, people

The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense

The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, world

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, happiness, contentment

Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, miracle, faith

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

The one thing that will almost certainly come between two friends is a girl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, man

Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment, good, good luck

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wanderer, heart

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end, contentment

The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate, contentment

In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, couple, bad, death, people

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, bad