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Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

A non-smoker among smokers will always be upwind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about smokers

A Camel is a Horse made by a committee.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brains.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about earth

A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he owns

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mind, contentment

To be a successful person, you need to succeed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, need, contentment

A person who writes a law has never experienced it before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, people

In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, end, work

In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people, contentment

A heavy frozen roast, stored on a freezer shelf, 5 feet from the ground, will fall on the most vulnerable toe available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall

The Voice of Experience never speaks up until it's too late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about voice, experience

If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about events, sport, contentment, time

Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word, contentment

The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people

A plea for justice is often a claim for injustice in one's own favor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about injustice, justice

When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. When dinner is late, your spouse is on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

As soon as you light up the commercial starts.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, contentment