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The early bird suffers from insomnia.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about revolution, peace, history, war

Every thing that is countable is to little.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

Generalization: If you can quantize it, it is too small.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Your nose always itches when your hands are tied.

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When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity, contentment, faith

Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, bad luck, heart, bad, life, contentment

When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

If they will have gum it will be in a flavor that you really don't like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, love, contentment

Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense, contentment

Your cell phone always fall on the hardest part of the ground.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall

Friends come and go enemies gather.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

A web page is only a page until its printed. Then it can be any number of pages.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers

What is written history, the last kick of the victor in the pants of the defeated.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about history

If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad, rightness, being, contentment, time

Whenever you don't want to do something, is exactly when it needs to be done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The weakest link is the most stable one.

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time

After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment