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If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heart, contentment

There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Love and high-school must never go together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, school

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad, woman, man

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband, contentment

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad luck, sex, bad, end, good, good luck, contentment

You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, help, woman, contentment

No one is as fascinating as they think.

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If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, need, faith, work, contentment

You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, faith, contentment

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment

The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

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The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.

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Love makes believers of us all.

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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

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If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

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In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.

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Celibacy is not heredity.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heredity

The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex