The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall
The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about value
You will always find something in the last place you look.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, need, contentment
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck, life
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad luck, bad, contentment
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, fire, fire brigade, rightness, things, contentment, face
Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment