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Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty

Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, seduction

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers, time

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, value

The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, customers, failure

The speed with which components become obsolete is directly proportional to the price of the component.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, speed

A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time

The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, numbers

The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, forgetness

The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people

The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems, time

The amount of damage that a string of code can do is inversely proportional to the length of the string.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers

The value of any job task is inversely proportional to its deadline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, value