No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, question, contentment
If you do it right the first time, you will not be asked to resolve the problem and therefore will not be in a position to ask for a raise.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, rightness, contentment, time
When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, problems, change
When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, proudness, hell, contentment
If the salesperson says, all you have to do is... you know you're in trouble.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, problems, contentment
The problem child will be a school board member's son.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, school, children
The English language, e.g. It's a problem when its be right.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, language, rightness
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, contentment
Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, nothing, contentment
If only one solution can be found for a problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, medicine
Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, contentment
The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, children
No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, sex, contentment
A base closure is a pretty usable thing, it'll present a long-term opportunity as well as a short-term problem, everybody right now is making plans.Quote by Frank O'Hara about chance, present, rightness, things
As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me, the worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort, to have to do it at home would be beyond a joke.Quote by Margaret Oliphant about joke, problems, home, things, contentment