Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, clothes
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers
When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment