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Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, ...

Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, clothes

Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.

Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.

Quote by Jane Austen about guilt

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to...

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Quote by Johnny Depp

At work, the authority of a person is inversely...

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment

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