The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, intelligence
If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, interest, rightness, contentment
You can't be friends with a squirrel. A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker about friendship, contentment