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I have a new management team. I have my own office now. I kind of run my own affairs.

Quote by Elton John

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him.

Quote by Samuel Johnson about wealth, ambition, man

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Quote by Samuel Johnson about memory

The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.

Quote by Magic Johnson about wife, moment

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, people, contentment

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, home

The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc... always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total number of windows minus 1.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, numbers, bankers, being

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, being

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, perfection, day

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, need, contentment

Stay away from officers in combat, they're clever decoys for noncoms.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, intelligence

If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house

The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers, law, being, contentment

Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, law, time, contentment

Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police