After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, faith, death
The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, contentment
Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman, chance, success, man
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, contentment
Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, good, good luck, contentment
If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about duty, contentment
If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, contentment
Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, contentment