The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, difficulties, chance, people
String players will not have a pencil the day the conductor gives new bowings or fingerings.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day
The difficult passage practiced for hours, will not be played correctly once the student plays it for the teacher the more a student practices, the less likely he will play correctly during the lesson.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, teaching, teachers
The more the student hates a specific piece, the more likely he will have to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students
Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, contentment
Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment
If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment
If a horse is advertised “under $5,000” you can bet he isn't $2,500.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall, contentment