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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, contentment, man

A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck, man

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money

Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, sex, good, good luck, contentment

The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.

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No womanmen is better than two.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question

Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense, sense

Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, death, being

Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.

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The other side lawyers are always better then yours.

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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Any “Why” question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.

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Love will cause people to do stupid things.

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Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

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Sex ends all interest.

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Cute now equal annoying later.

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Not everything takes longer than you expect.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment