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Optical Character Recognition is good comedy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about comedy, character, good, good luck

If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.

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Blueline proofs reveal previously invisible errors.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error

The best designs never survive contact with the client.

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You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, name, contentment

Your best idea is already copyrighted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea

Creative inspiration flows in inverse proportion to the distance from the studio.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about inspiration

Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about plumbers, need

No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem.

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The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, customers

The client's disk won't run on your equipment.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

Your client won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any technical picture has more than thousand bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word

A single picture has more bugs than be described with thousand words.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word

Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stores, contentment

No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in.

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Blind alley, leading out of a dead-end street.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, end

It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, contentment