As soon as the child is in the car and the car has left the driveway the child will have to use the bathroom.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, use
The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or will not be “cool” enough for this week.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment
The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, children
The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, children, contentment
The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children
The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children, work, contentment
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children, contentment
If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment
If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about press, bad
The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment